a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


AnneMarieRhoades [at] gmail [dot] com

If Obama loses tomorrow, I’m going to look for jobs in Europe. And I illegally downloaded the Rosetta Stone in 27 languages, so I think I’m good to go…I can count to 10 in Swedish. And say ‘the old woman has white hair’.

—Stephanie “Ex-Pat” Hoeman