a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


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Update to the update.

tbaldwin:

Actually… You halve and grill a pear and fill it with bleu cheese ice cream, drizzle with honey. Maybe some toasted walnuts. Not half bad.

Taylor, I would like to hire you as my personal chef. Job requirements are keeping me stocked with libations and making killer hollandaise sauce for Eggs Benedict. I can pay you in snarky commentary and joy.