a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


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A Halloween Tradition

Nat: What should I go as for Halloween?
Me: Slutty Failing Economy.
Nat: How the hell do I go as that?!
Me: Stick a one-dollar-bill here...and here...and here.
Me: And then when people ask, tell them you couldn't afford more.