Mr. Bowie prefers trousers to tracksuits.
Anne Fact:
While literally everyone else I know (under the age of 40) loves loves loves David Bowie, I don’t get it. I don’t want to appear uncool by not understanding David Bowie. I do not want to seem strange by not having seen Labyrinth 80 times. I do not want to seem musically uneducated by only knowing songs he’s done with Freddie Mercury (=1).
I just…well…can someone please explain David Bowie to me? I feel so confused…and so uncool.