a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


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Fuck you, freshmen.  Fuck you and your SUB-PAR GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
Where’s my blood-pressure medicine?  Four weeks into the semester and I start swearing like a tenured professor with a Tourette’s problem.

Fuck you, freshmen.  Fuck you and your SUB-PAR GRASP OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Where’s my blood-pressure medicine?  Four weeks into the semester and I start swearing like a tenured professor with a Tourette’s problem.