Facts.
Fact: Barack Obama refuses to put his hand over his heart during the pledge of allegiance.
Fact: Barack Obama called Sarah Palin a pig with lipstick.
Fact: Barack Obama eats babies.
Fact: Barack Obama hates hockey moms.
Fact: Barack Obama enjoys killing babies for sport.
Fact: Barack Obama was one of the 9/11 hijackers.
Fact: Barack Obama once introduced legislation that would alter the food pyramid and make babies a part of a well-balanced breakfast.
Fact: Barack Obama has spent over 1 million dollars in taxpayer dollars makin’ it rain on ‘dem hoes.
Fact: Barack Obama aborted his two children.
Fact: Barack Obama is a Kenyan exile who was forced into politics because he couldn’t run as fast as the other kids in grade school.
Fact: Barack Obama ghost-wrote Mein Kampf.
Fact: Barack Obama is explicitly mentioned in the Dead Sea Scrolls as “The Keeper of Sheol” and the one who is to bring about the end times.
Fact: Barack Obama clubs baby seals.
Fact: Barack Obama is a trojan horse robot from a hostile alien nation.
Is Barack Hussein Obama who you want to be our next president?
Vote Jesus McCain.
Taylor, you’re a sick little effer, but I love you. And I just couldn’t choose which one of these facts was the most truthiest, so I couldn’t very well narrow down the list. I enjoyed them all.
