California, here we come (again)
Listen. Or don’t. It’s 5 minutes into 90210 2.0 and I can tell you it will fail. It has no iconic intro song by which an entire graduating class can identify its seminal senior year. Phantom Planet WAS my junior and senior year. This year’s fresh-faced 17-year-olds will only have AnnaLynne McCord’s awkwardly-Scary-Spice hair to associate with.
Also, I see the hot-teacher-affair-with-student coming from approximately 20 episodes away.
