Don’t drink. If you drink you will have sex. If you have sex you will get pregnant and die. Better yet, don’t get into a relationship with a guy that drinks. He will hit you and you will die. Also, as christians we know how to have fun without alcohol. Drink a gallon of milk if you want to find some way of regurgitating as your method of fun. Oh yeah, don’t forget that as Evangel Students you signed your integrity over to the administration. So don’t drink.
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(via ashleybeatrice)
Oh my gosh, I love love love my alma mater. What the hell were any of us thinking. (No question mark.)
