Dear Sports Illustrated,
You’ve been in the business of words and half-naked people for a very long time, which is why I’m so apathetic about this cover. Word-wise, I think you should know that ‘all-time’ is two words, hyphenated. Half-naked-wise, you could have done better than Michael Phelps in the world’s heaviest and decidedly most awkward halter top.
Sincerely,
Anne Marie
