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Dear TFLN,
I was over you when you added American Apparel ads to your site, but I still felt the void.
NOW I AM REALLY OVER YOU.  SO OVER YOU, IT’S IN ALL CAPS.
I’ve moved on.  My new address?  I’m shacking up with the Fake AP Stylebook.
Have a nice life (hope you get that herpes cleared up),
A.-

Dear TFLN,

I was over you when you added American Apparel ads to your site, but I still felt the void.

NOW I AM REALLY OVER YOU.  SO OVER YOU, IT’S IN ALL CAPS.

I’ve moved on.  My new address?  I’m shacking up with the Fake AP Stylebook.

Have a nice life (hope you get that herpes cleared up),

A.-