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Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


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Mailto: RhoadesB@herjob.com

Subject: Thug Life

Are you feeling dull?  Down in the dumps?  Is regular old lunch just not keeping you happy anymore?  Do you have space between your classes and want to take me to lunch?

Now you can!  I am hungry and for a limited time, YOU CAN FEED ME.

Also, steak knives.