a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


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An ode to Julie

Dear Julie,

I was thinking of you last night, and lo! and behold! (I’m not sure how that punctuation works, but I think it’s Shakespeare’s fault) today your status mentioned Hall & Oates.  It was a sign from God and the Weird Waking Dreams Right Before You Sleep fairy.  Or I think it was.  The point is, I’m just checking on you, here, on the Internet, even though we live in the same city.  

If you don’t write back, I understand.  I would feel jyped if I just got an ode, instead of something cooler, like a haiku.  Or a star named after me.  Or a role in a Judd Apatow movie.

XOXO,

Anne Marie