a(m)

Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


AnneMarieRhoades [at] gmail [dot] com

I’m like an owl, I only sit and sleep

Wisdom teeth out, have nothing funny or insightful (though who are we kidding, insightful? Ha!) to say about experience. In other news, I am fairly certain the 45 minute surgery consisted of the doctor knocking me out and then running over my face in her car until the teeth fell out on their own.  Can’t believe I paid for that.