Thank you, Natalie, for opening my eyes to a strange and awesome new world.
| (775): | Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you. |
| (1-775): | What!?!?! How are you txting?! |
| (775): | Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend. |
