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Fulltime girl-next-door and purveyor of fine writing.
Enjoys looking at (but not eating) cupcakes, Weekend Update, and vicious rhetoric.


AnneMarieRhoades [at] gmail [dot] com

Sure, I hate children (and bunnies, unicorns and happiness) but new baby cousins are kinda sweet. (Taken with instagram)

Sure, I hate children (and bunnies, unicorns and happiness) but new baby cousins are kinda sweet. (Taken with instagram)

The official bookmark of the Best Friend Book Club (Taken with instagram)

The official bookmark of the Best Friend Book Club (Taken with instagram)

e·quiv·o·cate

verb, used without object.

To use ambiguous or unclear expressions, usually to avoid commitment or in order to mislead; prevaricate or hedge: My therapist doesn’t even try asking me to not equivocate anymore. You know, it’s not fun if it’s not a challenge. 

annamarie:

Aziz Ansari: Trust me, this is THE must eat sandwich of 2011.  Also, if you are into phrases like “THE must eat sandwich of 2011,” we  can be best friends.

annamarie:

Aziz AnsariTrust me, this is THE must eat sandwich of 2011. Also, if you are into phrases like “THE must eat sandwich of 2011,” we can be best friends.

braiker:

I must have one of these installed in the office, STAT.
taylorlorenz:

Where do I get one of these 

braiker:

I must have one of these installed in the office, STAT.

taylorlorenz:

Where do I get one of these 

(via npr)

ilovecharts:

-wastingawayonyoutube

I can’t wait to find a Venn diagram that combines Hipsters and Shit I Don’t Care About, For The Last Time to result in Portland’s Really Advanced Bike Laws.

ilovecharts:

-wastingawayonyoutube

I can’t wait to find a Venn diagram that combines Hipsters and Shit I Don’t Care About, For The Last Time to result in Portland’s Really Advanced Bike Laws.

You all know this is my favorite thing about fall. Noise complaint? I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about!

You all know this is my favorite thing about fall. Noise complaint? I’m sure I have no idea what you’re talking about!

Mushroom bisque, Two Buck Chuck and my dinner date. (Taken with instagram)

Mushroom bisque, Two Buck Chuck and my dinner date. (Taken with instagram)

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,
When will I have this much swag again?
tineyluu

dear-photograph:

Dear Photograph,

When will I have this much swag again?

tineyluu

I’m not good at this. Talking. Communicating. Relationship stuff. If we were in a relationship I would become a weird scary version of myself. My throat starts constricting. The walls start throbbing. It’s like a peanut allergy, like an emotional peanut allergy.

—Natalie Portman

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