September 2008
28 posts
He is the Lord of the Dance. →
Concert Choir repertoire 2009…(via tbaldwin)
Compromise doesn’t taste the same.
– A foodie truth for an ad campaign we’re working on. I wrote it, and I like it a lot—but I don’t even know if I know why.
I'm a Mac, but whatever. →
From a creative standpoint, clearly better than the much-villified and barely-understandable Gates/Seinfeld campaign—the new Microsoft launch is good. Solid. But in having to go to the Arctic, Africa, outer space and the Parker-Longoria backyard, they’ve still failed to catch what makes Apple’s campaign so alarmingly successful—its simplicity. And isn’t that what...
Brew Blog informed me that Coors Light overtook... →
No, you’re right, Washington Post. I must be too much of a conservative country bumpkin to realize when something is heinous and when it’s just a bit of open-minded, intelligent, not-our-fault-you-believe-in-God humor.
Facts.
tbaldwin:
Fact: Barack Obama refuses to put his hand over his heart during the pledge of allegiance.
Fact: Barack Obama called Sarah Palin a pig with lipstick.
Fact: Barack Obama eats babies.
Fact: Barack Obama hates hockey moms.
Fact: Barack Obama enjoys killing babies for sport.
Fact: Barack Obama was one of the 9/11 hijackers.
Fact: Barack Obama once introduced legislation that would...
Goals.
It takes the average person 21 days to establish a habit. My general habits include messing with my eyelashes and thus taking all the mascara off of them, popping my double jointed toes against hard surfaces, taking full advantage of my family’s unlimited texting plan, and leaving my keys and cell phone on the third stair from the bottom in the front hall.
I started adding other habits I...
169. Be nice to your sister. You are her...
practicallyneutral:
(via rulesformyunbornson)
If you have good enough sisters, brothers, dad and/or mom, this should be imprinted into your brain.
And can go for other girls, too, not just your sister.
He’s a fantastic confidant, cheerleader and bodyguard!
Troublesome Young Men
sarahschneider:
What is up with these Republican speeches? Since when do ‘zingers’ have a place in politics?
See: Winston Churchill while Exchequer, Winston Churchill while Parliamentary Secretary, Winston Churchill while Foreign Minister, Winston Churchill while Prime Minister, Winston Churchill while Winston Churchill.
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
– Katie, attempting as many Chuck Norris-style Sarah Palin comments as she could by the end of the speech. I choked a little on my Diet Coke.
California, here we come (again)
Listen. Or don’t. It’s 5 minutes into 90210 2.0 and I can tell you it will fail. It has no iconic intro song by which an entire graduating class can identify its seminal senior year. Phantom Planet WAS my junior and senior year. This year’s fresh-faced 17-year-olds will only have AnnaLynne McCord’s awkwardly-Scary-Spice hair to associate with.
Also, I see the...
Don’t drink. If you drink you will have sex. If you have sex you will get...
– (via ashleybeatrice)
Oh my gosh, I love love love my alma mater. What the hell were any of us thinking. (No question mark.)
I need a reason. And ‘I’m Chuck Bass’ doesn’t count.
– Oh, Blair. Oh, Chuck. Oh, Blair’s headbands. I’ve missed you, friends.